1 day ago
Saturday, April 13, 2002
Gimme a break... Anyone who trusts a product named Pirate's Booty to not increase the size of their own booty is a complete idiot. Sure, I obsess over fat content as well, but there's something to be said for healthy consumer cynicism and mistrust -- anything labelled as snackfood is probably not going to help you lose weight. Consumers rights, my big fat ass.