Start spreadin the news - Ian is leavin' today. Yes, our boy is headed for the Big Apple, NYC. I am of course happy for him, but also tres depressed that I will be w/out someone to go out for cocktails with and laugh hysterically at pop culture fobiles and local bad fashion choices with. He was very much my partner in many crimes and he will be sorely missed. However, he's chasing the great American Dream which many of us are too nervous to do at the moment... so in any case I wish him safe travels and much fortune in the big city (but I also want him to MOVE BACK SOON, GODDDAMMMIT!!!!!!) Oh - I didn't say that...