Listen to: The Streets
I think this group could be your wife.
Watch: Filmore!
I don't know why - but when you're really hung over, this kid's cartoon parody on Law and Order is too funny.
Get a/an:
Umbrella.
New Water Filter.
Dog.
Life
Inkling.
Look at: this...

This is a scary new fetish I learned about called Voraphilia - the sexual fetish of being swallowed. Fans of this fetish can gather at this site... Creeepy!

I always said if I could be anywhere, I'd be right here only charging admission. This article, courtesy of L.E.G, gives this phrase a whole new, intimate meaning. Ian and Paula, go to this and tell me how it is...

I'm going to start dressing like this... and you can't stop me!

Hi - I'm danger...
cough. hack. wheeze...
Dontcha just love the attitude, straight on down to the KNIGHT RYDER porsche waiting to go on many adventures? Whoo boy. Who told this guy this was acceptable?? Of course, this all comes courtesy from International Male in our new (SHAMELESS PLUG) Apparel Store, and luckily, I've resisted the temptations to start dressing like Lorenzo Lamas... but wouldn't it be, like really funny if I did dress like this? Of course, I'd have to go fight crime... Ok, it's not that funny. Stop laughing. Shut up!!

And while i'm kinda ill and hackin up a lung, I give you the latest of Alt-Country bitch-slaps.. This one at a recent Ryan Adams show... Ryan Adams' response to a fan who shouted out for Bryan Adams' "Summer of '69" -- Adams screaming, demanding the house lights be turned on, identifying the offender, paying him $30 as a refund for his ticket and refusing to play until the guy left the hall -- even made it into Time. But not the response of songwriter Robbie Fulks, on his Web site: "Any reader on this site who attends a Ryan Adams show and disrupts the show with a Bryan Adams song request will receive in return merchandise" -- T-shirts and autographed CDs -- "of his or her choice equal to the cost of the ticket, from my online store ... please provide the date and location of the show, what you yelled, and what Ryan's reaction was."
While I hate the idea of organized heckling, Adams should be able to contain his silly ire and the audience member the old fashioned way: Have your Hell's Angel bouncers discretely find the offending party and beat the living crap out of them. Still, it is kinda funny to yell "Cut's Like A knife" during the prima donna's big serious alt-co set... Sheesh.

For your viewing pleasure, a little Andy on TV

Why? Because he's fabulous. Because he's even more fabulous on TV. Because it's Andy's world and the rest of us just live in it. Because we're all a little famous. Because I just watched this film and have commented it on the newly recreated Reviews Section...