Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Page Six Gossip

A Page Six-style Shoutout


Ok a bit late in coming (I blame blogger servers!! Waaah!)
Which Hanson-obsessed, former-Seattle, Ex-zonian, Spice-Grrl not only gets all the cool celeb sightings, but also got the righteous privledge of meeting and escorting a certain Man-who-fell-to-earth around her workplace?
Not sayin... But dang, she gets to meet all the cool people...

Monday, March 28, 2005

Ok - this one was a no-brainer...

Ok this one was a no brainer


I probably shoulda’ waited until I got my tax-returns, but since I was in the vicinity of the local Mac store – I kinda caved a bit early and bought one. Oh mama – this one is sooo nice too! Quick, easy and takes up virtually no space. Transferring information from my ailing G4 was incredibly simple too. It only took one hour for initial set up and I was off (Looks like Mac has learned some lessons about this from the last time I bought this in 2000 and had to install OSX myself. Ugh. That took all night!)... It works like a dream so far, and I’m just luvin the extra’s I got (some extra ram and the new iPod mini which I am listening too right now). Easy goal to meet for a compulsive shopper.

Friday, March 25, 2005

Welcome to my 43 Memes

Welcome to My 43 Meme's

Ok – so I decided to expand my to-do list (which has more do’s than dones at this point) and one of them is to not let the blog languish. I need to get back on the wagon and keep this regular and ready for action. Luckily, 43things.com has this handy new feature which lets me upload progress on all 43 goals to this blog. Booyeah. So – now my viewing public (of 3 or 4 people?) can watch my proactive procrastination working against me and all the other self-fufilling media nodes as we culturally implode ala Gawker style…

Monday, March 14, 2005

Jackopolitik

Jackopolotik:


This post by Momus and ensuing thread is the most interesting I've read to date on the whole Michael Jackson affair. If you step back from the creepiness and lurid details, you do see the ultimate post-modern sense of urgency to have him "normalized" in any sense (guilty or not guilty - american's can't deal w/any ambiguity).

What's even more compelling (although a no brainer) is the parallel one of the posters makes to Matthew Barney's Cremaster series. Apparently at a talk, Barney himself said that in the "Cremaster series, Michael Jackson is fully actualized"... Of course! That makes sense - the literal testicular drop hasn't happened for him - he's the castrati-freak of the hour, between sexes, race, and even age.

Unfortunately, consequences of creating a monster you get everyone becoming more monstrous in the hunt for the monster itself... Or maybe the Frankenstien reference is too bold, but it could wind up as a cautionary story for people who try to step outside of race, age, gender through money and plastic surgery. Kate Bornstien rallied behind the idea of a multiplicity of genders - this idea might come under attack...

Still - I guess the antagonism lends itself to such fun pastimes as "Escape from Neverland".

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Fish in a Barrell

Fish in a Barrell and the Shooting Of...


I've been pop culture obsessed lately... It's probably because a dose of spring vanity and the influx of major media spectacles (the Jacko trial notwithstanding) are doing a nice job of distracting us all from the real terrors.
The NYT this sunday had the easy target of going after the Olsen Twins for their Sartorial foolery. I'm not one to dwell on surface issues and trivialities of what mega-stars show up to their day-jobs, therapy sessions and workshop meetings in, but it does point to the whole "trying to be earnest" cult of "not appearing to care". There isn't any real revolution going on here other than the obvious:

v.s.

Which one is trying vs not trying? The impromptu shots of the millionairess' walking askew w/a coffee beverage denotes importance and signifies power (because she can't truly be bothered, they've just adapted a language of bourgoise bohemianism that is borrowed from Williamsburg 5 years prior, but they're not going to let that stop us from laughing and pointing), while the alien oven-mitt from Vicktor-and-Rolfe has us running for the ailes...

Truly FUGLY as Salon has called it.

In any case - it's another brand of the "new/old sincerity" -- class is no longer a commodity because it's purchased on eBay for a few extra dollars.

Friday, March 04, 2005

Not/All About Me


I read a review of this book, and decided to purchase it... I'm bending a self-reflexive rule here by talking aloud to myself in a blog (which people may or may not read as much) and demonstrating Zengotita's premise that all is indeed enabled vanity. I want to find out however what this sense of self is... I think that we're all constantly checking ourselves out -- and seldom other people. This holds apparent (I posted a personal ad, it's a featured spot on the Stranger homepage - yet no one responds -- why? It's driving me insane... I suspect it's because everyone's focused on looking at themselves and how they relate to others. Hence - no one makes a move.) In any case - I'll have to see just how self-absorbed and centered I am when I get it.
I'm halfway through the Tynan biography. Actually - big lie, I'm skipping around it like a distracted schoolchild with ADD and reading bit parts. It does make me realize how connected he was to everything (writers, artists, pop stars) - advanced for his time in an era when information was more priveledge than commodity. I think we should all be forced to take tests on popular culture every year. Those who fail miserably should be hired immediately to write for television while the crop of last year's TV writers are sent into the wilderness to reflect.

Monday, February 28, 2005

March Hair

March Hair


List of things to accomplish by end of march. Not necessarily in any order.
  1. Cut hair into pleasing shape. Add color.
  2. Paint main room and bathrooms. Maybe tackle bedrooms.
  3. Revamp my Website.
  4. Revamp Beate's Website.
  5. Get the BedRoom Soundtracks project started and underway.
  6. Get a short film started in time for 3 dollar Bill Deadline.
  7. Meet 10 New People
  8. Volunteer. Somewhere. Possibly here.
  9. Read two books. One for work. One for pleasure.
  10. Plan Dinner Party for Parents when they arrive in April.

That should keep me busy for 4 weeks. But in case not and I need more to do: I also need to cut back on booze, trans fat and bad choices. I should stay home more, eat out less and exercise. I should not spend money on frivilous housewares and projects I'll not start. I should go to First Thursday (this thursday) and purchase art in Occidental Square. I should make wise investments. I should get rid of half of my unworn and ill-fitting wardrobe. I should get rid of unneccessary expenses that i no longer use (like my fotoblog - or I should take more pictures and use it). I should clean house once a week. I should clean the porch (file that under parental party in April). I should stop taking cabs to and from Capitol Hill and take the bus. Or I should buy a bike and start riding it.

Oh - crap - and I need to get my taxes into my CPA by early (possibly tomorrow) March...