I'm going to start dressing like this... and you can't stop me!

Hi - I'm danger...
cough. hack. wheeze...
Dontcha just love the attitude, straight on down to the KNIGHT RYDER porsche waiting to go on many adventures? Whoo boy. Who told this guy this was acceptable?? Of course, this all comes courtesy from International Male in our new (SHAMELESS PLUG) Apparel Store, and luckily, I've resisted the temptations to start dressing like Lorenzo Lamas... but wouldn't it be, like really funny if I did dress like this? Of course, I'd have to go fight crime... Ok, it's not that funny. Stop laughing. Shut up!!